Beautiful Illusion

Marina. 24. Student. Teacher. Croatia.

You're gonna find many movie, book and TV show reblogs (Teen Wolf, Supernatural, Harry Potter, The Avengers), hot people, fashion, photography, interior design porn, food porn, and porn porn.

Maybe you'll even stumble across some original content if you're lucky.

If you're here for any particular ship, I'm a multishipper and don't stand for any ship hate. This is a love orgy over here.
I am not superwoman. My mother is not superwoman. My mother’s mother is not superwoman. I am, we are, soft. Can shatter. Crumble in your hands. Our survival does not mean we prosper. We are like other women but unlike them. So do not tell us we can handle anything. We only seem like superwoman, a figment of your imagination, because you have forced our lives to be perpetual labor with only seconds of relief. If we carry the world on our shoulders and the children on our backs, what are we but your glorified mules slapped with guilt praises of perseverance and strength. Our bones and our blood and our sweat have built the wealth of nations. Our burial should not be the first time we rest.
Yasmin Mohamed Yonis (via ethiopienne)

(via lipstick-feminists)

thelastofthewolves:

I wouldn’t call the Sheriff a wolf, but he’s definitely onto something.

(via submissivederekhale)

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

tabathafortis:

punishandenslavesuckers:

odairaremysugarcubes:

this broke my heart

like he looks at her like she’s his little sister

and they’re playing some game

Can I have the AU where the two that survived were Rue and Thresh? Imagine Rue finds Thresh right away and they team up and Thresh makes a pact with her — he promises if he can get them both to the end that he will make sure she is the one who goes home. Where he says, “Fuck them and their games. I’m going to protect you, little bird. I’m going to get you home.”

Watch the gamekeepers try to kill them right away because of what Thresh says. Because he’s fighting, not to win, but to protect Rue from the games. But the sponsors keep sending her and Thresh food and medicine and the Districts too because watching Thresh carry Rue through fire and get injured protecting her is too much to bear. 

Can I have the AU where it’s Thresh and Rue with the nightlock, after the mutts attack and Cato is dead and it’s Thresh about to take the poison and send her home? But it’s Rue who won’t let her ‘big brother’ go alone after so many already died protecting her (imagine Katniss dies protecting her) and they decide, okay, together and…

Rue has always been the Mockingjay, but imagine that she lived.

(via lestraade)

so-hard-to-leave-you-brienne:

uhmgilinsky:

larrystylinson-stuff:

larrysbellybutton:

gomezwantsmullerinhisbed:

dylanolinski:

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

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ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

AHHAHAAH THIS GIF IS SO FUNNY

(via i-m-no-lady)

My wife is not a handbag. If she doesn’t want to come, she doesn’t want to come. She is her own person and has her own life.
Thomas Müller when asked why his wife didn’t attend the World Cup In Brazil (via jerome-boateng)

(via nalleybrien)

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

(via i-m-no-lady)

kidsarecruel:

nappyedges:

queennubian:

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Fine men naked and in suits. Have mercy.

(via potentialworldruler)